CAEW 4


The pretty fake blondes, who hide terrible secrets behind botox-paralized faces, are a regular sight at the clinic.

A female straight and a male deviant chat away the afternoon until the superflous topics grow too rancid and stale, even for them.

I remember happier times, when I was not confined to visit so frequently this overly white waiting rooms.

Outside a bird flaps its wings and will stop doing so once she`s flying just a little lower than the height at which Icarus flew.

Old people, that come to get warts or other gruesome skin abnormalities looked at, are not a regular sight.

I come here diligently, because Im just as vain as the old people and the fake blonds.

Underneath scaly skin, lies a face just as ugly as everyone elses.

The machine hummed, Its circuits buzzing, in a locked room hidden from my sight.

This day, a particulary dreadful slice of time located in mid May, promised no good things as it progressed.

To feel better about himself, he would joke about the misery of others in front of people he disliked.

To eat a raw pourcupine , you need a hefty amount of guts and a negative amount of common sense.

Running out of time, the white rabbit hurried his steps and down its hole it went yelling how late he was.

Tired of writing pointless sentences, the author of this string of unconnected thoughts ended it`s task with an exercize in self-referential tautology.

CAEW: Week 3 :

So. Five observatory sentences.

Everybody in the big white room seemed mesmerized by the dull and unimpressive words of the speakers.

This little girl, that had previously glanced at me looking for a friend and finding none, lifted her finger and used it to pick her nose.

One wonders endlessly why he seems, from time to time, to be dragged into rooms filled with almost nothing but uninteresting normalized sheep-people.

He sat at the back of the room next to a very beutiful german girl whilst I sank deeper and deeper into boredom, standing at the front row of drooling listeners.

The room, thanking whatever inmaterial gods rooms chat with, was thankful not to be a conscious entity and therefore luckily unable to see or hear me sulk.

CAEW: Journal Assignment Number I

Greetings, whomever might have the misfortune of looking at this waste of an exercise that occupies meaningless space on the virtual interface of our species.

So. On with the exercise in hopes that something more challenging  or fun comes in the following weeks.

Five to ten nouns;

Road

Light

People

Bus

Ruins

Music

Friend

Strangers

Vodka

Fun

Five to ten adjectives:

Muddy

Dim

Lost

Broken

Remote

Loud

Uninteresting

Entertaining

Delicious

Funny

Let´s continue this waste of time with the other mindnummingly entries that I´m supposed to post and most surely will delete after courseend if I ever come back to this forgotten blog,

Five to Ten Verbs and Adverbs:

Driving

Singing

Yawning

Drinking

Smoking

Carefully

Tonlessly

Often

Profusely

Too much

After checking the Week 2 Summary I exclamate an interjection. YAY!! No list of five to ten conjuctions, prepositions and interjections.

I could have been more creative thinking about it.. using nouns like Koala or Large Hadron Collider and verbs like flaying, raping or dillidalling,, though I´m not sure if that´s the correct spelling for the last one,

Peace Out.